Why Are You Touching Baby’s Butts?
I often hear people say: “My skin feels like a baby’s butt.”
Let’s begin. You’re ten years old, you shouldn’t be paying so much attention to your appearance! Go run into a wall or jump off the roof - heck, that’s what i was doing at your age.
Secondly, how do you know what a baby’s butt feels like? Why do you go around touching/ feeling baby’s butts?! You’re too young to be changing nappies so where do you get these babies to touch their butts? And more importantly, why do these people let you touch their baby’s butts?
And no! I do not want to feel your baby butt skin, I’ve got my own.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Fearing I’ll fall down the hole where I do my pee-pee. #ShitWasLoudToo